IF HER PERSONAL AD SAYS……………..IT REALLY MEANS
30-ish…………………………….39.
Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.
Athletic…………………………..No breasts.
Average looking…………………Moooo.
Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure………………On medication.
Feminist………………………….Fat.
Free Spirit……………………………Junkie.
Friendship first…………………..Former Slut.
New-Age…………………….Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s
Open-minded…………………….Desperate.
Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.
Professional…………….. ……….Bitch.
Voluptuous………………………Very fat.
Large frame………………………Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.

[source: craigslist]