What Are You Doing? There’s A FIRE!

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ejaculate fire

Since I’ve never personally been involved in any kind of rapidly spreading wildfires, I can’t say for certain…but I’d like to think that if confronted with that situation I would have the sense to stop ejaculating in the middle of the road and start evacuating.

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Written by Walt

December 6th, 2007 at 2:16 pm

Posted in Random Links

8 Responses to 'What Are You Doing? There’s A FIRE!'

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  1. Very funny!!!! Wow, I’m emailing this to my friends, this is hilarious!!

    Desserts

    19 Sep 08 at 8:21 am

  2. Wow this is so So Funny! hhahaha…
    It is truly hilarious and very good! Thanks for this it made me laugh

    Escoofield -
    http://alotofit.com

    Have Fun!

    Escoofield

    21 Sep 08 at 7:59 pm

  3. You have to be kidding me. Thats a Ron Burgandy type of error. Hilarious. Except this time the station didn’t read the teleprompter.

    Pregnancy

    4 Oct 08 at 4:00 pm

  4. haha this is great, love the ron burgundy reference above

  5. That is hilarious.

    RyanG

    9 Oct 08 at 3:29 pm

  6. We need more reporting like that here.

    http://roulettesecretsuncovered.co.uk

    RyanG

    9 Oct 08 at 3:29 pm

  7. I’m really thinking this was a typo of “evacuating”…

    local

    18 Oct 08 at 5:38 am

  8. Live news uses a text to speech system, where as the news reader speaks, a computer matches this (poorly in some cases) with words, and generates the subtitles. It often yields interesting results - try BBC News 24 with subtitles :-)

    George

    22 Oct 08 at 2:34 am

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