Worst Wedding Cake Ever

by Walt on October 24, 2007 · 28 comments

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Now, I try not to throw around the “Worst Ever” or “Best Ever” too often.

But this wedding cake is – without question – the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen.

I didn’t go to this wedding, and I don’t know the bride and groom, but I do know someone who went to this wedding, and they were kind enough to give me the photos.

Here’s their cake!

Yes, that’s not the bride standing behind the cake…that’s the actual cake.

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{ 24 comments… read them below or add one }

1 dexie October 26, 2007 at 9:14 pm

narcissism 101. LMAO!

2 dexie October 26, 2007 at 5:14 pm

narcissism 101. LMAO!

3 jokez October 27, 2007 at 11:41 am

Chocolate cake…BADA! BOOM! CHING!!!

4 Dani October 28, 2007 at 5:51 am

I want to see the picture of the half eaten cake!

5 NEO October 30, 2007 at 3:56 pm

I’ll just have a breast please.

6 Dani October 30, 2007 at 4:08 pm

You can have a breast, but all they have is dark meat.

7 Richard C. Monger October 30, 2007 at 10:05 pm

Does she have cream filling?

8 Dani October 30, 2007 at 11:50 pm

I think I would cut off the head first. I always wanted to eat brains.

9 cheezit October 31, 2007 at 1:21 am

I definately think the idea is a little weird on the bride’s part, but I have to say that this is one amazing piece of art. Very amazing for a cake.

10 Opie November 2, 2007 at 7:12 pm

So, it’s tradition to keep the top of the cake, right? Does that mean they’re gonna have her head looking out at them every time they open their freezer? Creepy!

11 Bob November 2, 2007 at 8:35 pm

HEY, LIGHTEN UP there folks!!
i liked it and thot it was
very creative.

12 Bob November 2, 2007 at 4:35 pm

HEY, LIGHTEN UP there folks!! i liked it and thot it was very creative.

13 ddpatt November 2, 2007 at 11:44 pm

I thought it was well done.

14 jamie November 4, 2007 at 6:14 am

You’re an idiot with poor taste.

The cake was creative and imginative.

15 jamie November 4, 2007 at 2:14 am

You’re an idiot with poor taste. The cake was creative and imginative.

16 Coloriffics November 6, 2007 at 12:00 pm

Not for everyone, but a wedding is about personal taste.

17 Coloriffics November 6, 2007 at 8:00 am

Not for everyone, but a wedding is about personal taste.

18 TheWatcher November 9, 2007 at 12:13 pm

You’ve got to be kidding! Wrong, wrong, wrong! Gives new meaning to eaing out, eh? I wonder if the groom tried to bed this monstrosity? Where did he start? Yoy! Scary! One thing for sure, no matter where you licked first, it’d be awful sweet! (Emphasis on awful.) I thnk I’m gonna have nightmares of this huge cake person chasing me and screaming, “EAT ME!! EAT ME!!” AAACCCKKK!!!

19 stupified November 9, 2007 at 2:12 pm

Just another example of how american weddings are becoming less about a marriage and more about flash. It’s no longer every girl’s dream to marry a good man. Nope now its every girls dream to drop $50K or more on a digusting display of spending and excess. There’s nothing creative about this, its disgusting.

20 Persian Boy November 10, 2007 at 2:36 pm

S0 … what? it’s a cake… and just this… What’s you problem ?

21 Persian Boy November 10, 2007 at 10:36 am

S0 … what? it’s a cake… and just this… What’s you problem ?

22 Ted April 14, 2008 at 11:10 am

Some people eh?

23 John Mcbride @ fujitsu July 9, 2008 at 7:19 am

i’d shag that cake then cover the hole with icining, and someone will have a sweet suprise

24 Traci March 25, 2009 at 11:47 am

this is the worst thing i have ever seen. it makes me want to punch the cake-her and the real-her in the face. in fact it makes me want to punch everything. i am curious as to where they began. furthermore, it actually makes me ashamed to be within the human race. congratulations, i hope your marriage was better than your cake. You. Suck.

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